Sneaking into the World

By Anya

Hello Family! If you think I could not write, you are so wrong!

I don’t like how you try to sneak veggies in my food bowl, but of course I find them! Also, why do you give me raw chicken? Like give me fried chicken that tastes like heaven! You always eat on a fancy table and never invite me!

If I could change anything about my food, I would change my food to be filled with fried chicken and to eat right next to you with my own golden table and some fancy lights! Also, let me be on your dining table so I can steal your food. Oh, I mean borrow it!

Your food makes me feel disgusted, and I don’t like how you make me eat in the dark laundry room. I want to feel on cloud nine and eat my fried chicken next to the TV!

So I sneaked out and found a shop that said, “Veggies Suck!” I immediately went in and saw gold plates in the shop and dogs munching away! The restaurant owners were human though, so it would be hard to tell them my tremendous order!

There were cups hanging off the wall and of course they were golden! It took us a while but I finally ordered my food, 20 pieces of chicken and toffee apples. I ate it all and did not pay anything to them!

I jumped out the little open window and went to the nearest bus stop. I jumped in someone’s backpack and waited until they got off. I jumped back out into the world to get back home.

I walked through the dark concrete, but I always go on walks at night so I wasn’t scared… okay maybe I was, but that’s not important.

I slid under the door and slept in your bed.

Bye Bye! Remember I can write!